Monday 28 November 2011

Bomb chikki Bomb

i did something that i shouldn't have done today
so i read something that i shouldn't have read today
so now i know something that i shouldn't have know today (or ever!)

oh God, why do i do this?
am i schizophrenic?
is my paranoia so out of control that i need to know what is happening everywhere
why dont i jus watch Aaj Tak news channel 24 X 7 if i was so interested in the happenings outside of me?
the main intention of the act (the doing) in the first place was to do a good deed for somebody
but noooooooooo....
when has that ever worked out fine for me?
i have to look around
i have to see if something more interesting (read 'more fun') is there some place else
screw Benjamin.
The Curious Case of Netra who has brains the size of a Button
 is the new 'in' thing

Too many bombs being dropped everywhere
and no, im not talking abt the Lashkar-e-Toiba types (if CIA / FBI / World Intelligence is scanning the internet all over the world am i going to be highlighted and picked up for questioning coz i used the "L" word here?)
im talking abt the emotional bombs
Kaboom  Kasshhooom Kadhhooom   (ok, i really dont know bomb sounds well)
i had 3 bombs on me this week
well actually 2 bombs burst
3rd one i know is on its way to burst
and thats like the worst part !!!!
and i cant even pray to God for it
coz i jus read somewhere that we as humans are so silly
we pray to God and ask for the silliest things day after day
 "oh God, plz let me have an iPhone"  
"oh God, plz let there be an earthquake today so that exams get cancelled"
 "oh God plz let there be dim yellow lighting in the restaurant tonight so that my acne prone skin looks marginally better in the pics" etc  etc
but at the end moment when hell is really up on us (near and dear ones battling for life in the ICU, waiting for ur own lab results to diagnose u with or without a fatal disease, tsunami heading towards ur town) u really have no face to ask God for anything  coz u used up all ur brownie points wit God for an iPhone, good report card and Fair-N-Lovely skin
so what u gonna do now?
what CAN u do?
jus strengthen urself
and prepare for the bomb to burst
KAAAAAABOOOOOOM !!!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. now i just read something that was totally worth it.. !! BH00000MMMM
    (thats a love bomb)

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  2. DhaaaaDhOOOOm ...i jus farted. yes, u guessed it right - i had chole for lunch :P

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